"I'm a liar, a scammer, a real messy bitch"
Joanne the Scammer inspired, these wristlets and lanyards give it to you straight and with a devilish grin. Being a straight-laced goody two shoes is boring. Smash the patriarchy one scam, one hacked account, one stolen credit card at a time. If we are all going to hell anyway we are going to earn our seat in its innermost circle.
for keys and phones are unique. You won't find one like it anywhere else. BadMouthed Bruja Lanyards are measured to fit comfortably around your wrist securely while allowing wiggle room with metal details that bring weight and a polished look. Carry your phone and keys in style.
Wear what you want
Leave your purse at home and squeeze into those skinny jeans, dresses, skirts or rompers with no functional pockets
Have your phone out and ready in case of an emergency and your keys for quick easy access getting into your house or car
Each Messy B- Liar Scammer lanyard comes with a keyring and a clip that attaches directly to any mobile device and any secure phone case such as Otterbox, LifeProof, etc. Additionally, the clip stays on your phone and can be used with any BadMouth Lanyard.
What you get
1 attachable clip
1 28mm key ring
We ship USPS First Class. Please allow 3-5 business days for our Messy B Lanyard to be processed and shipped. This does not include major holidays, weekends or postal holidays. You may experience small delays due to COVID.
We now ship internationally for a flat rate of $16 and to Canada for $15 via USPS 7-21 day shipping.
We only accept returns on damaged or defective items.
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