Functional Alcoholic
Functional Alcoholic
Functional Alcoholic
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Functional Alcoholic

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Can you knock back shots all night and still walk in a straight line? Like your drinks straight with no chaser? BadMouth's Functional Alcoholic was made for coherent party animals like you.
-mixes are for lightweights. Pop the top off your fav drink and chill-
Our wristlets are unique. You wont find one like it anywhere else. BadMouth wristlets are measured to fit comfortably around your wrist securely while allowing wiggle room with metal details that bring weight and a polished look. Carry your phone and keys in style.
Wear what you want
Leave your purse at home and squeeze into those skinny jeans with no functional pockets
Be Safe
Have your phone out and ready in case of an emergency and your keys for quick easy access getting into your house or car
Stay Versatile
Each wristlet comes with a keyring and a clip that attaches directly to any mobile device and any secure phonecase (think otterbox, lifeproof, etc) the clip stays on your phone and can be used with any BadMouth Wristlet
What you get
1 Wristlet 
1 attachable clip
1 28mm key ring


We ship USPS First Class.
Please allow 3-5 business days for orders to be processed and shipped. This does not include major holidays, weekends or postal holidays. Sometimes you may experience small delays due to COVID 
We now ship internationally for a flat rate of $16 and to Canada for $15 via USPS 7-21 day shipping.
We only accept returns on damaged or defective items
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